Faye Cosplay for Dan

but seriously

and my personal favorite

Actually I lied, Man Faye is my favorite.

Another Contest

I’m currently waiting for this to come in the mail

So the contest is: whoever can guess why I would want an old typewriter I’ll write another post of the winner’s choosing, example, last time it was “What anime gave me my first boner”

Hint: I’m a geek, so its geek related, it has nothing to do with wanting to using it to type a book or something.

Also I plan on doing a few posts on the subject once I get the typewriter, I plan on doing some photos and I need the typewriter to do it.

Good luck!

Killer Queen

This is my favorite AMV someone did of Faye and the song Killer Queen

Damn, can’t believe I forgot about Faye!!!

So Dan Won’t Feel Quite as Dirty

I scoured Google Images and she was the only good one I could find. Also typing in ‘Misty cosplay’ yields a surprisingly large abundance of unrelated Asian porn…not that I’m complaining or anything.

WARNING! The ones down below might not be work appropriate! I just thought they portrayed why Misty is so hot, i.e. delicious suspenders.

PSY-YI-YI UH UH UUUUUUUUUH…duck!

As a bonus story I can track down the exact moment I developed a Suspenders fetish. I was like 9 or 10 and I was in a Dollar Store. I was walking around looking at the cheap toys and baseball cards, when suddenly I saw it: a poster of a chick wearing a plaid skirt, glasses, and suspenders that were strategically placed so that the only thing they were covering were her nips. A pervert was born!

Also when Tom Hanks gets to touch a boobie in Big.

Ash and Brock

Uh?

Can someone explain to me why:

‘JoshC’
Greta
ValiantVarsity
MikeSoup

all have that same I.P. address? That means they’re all the same person right?

Greta does LHC

For those of you who may be perplexed by Greta’s sudden  and frightening prophesies of doom, please allow me to explain what Greta is trying to warn us about: LHC otherwise known as the Large Hadron Collider.

Greta is well aware that the end of the world is nigh thanks to a few Mad Scientists in Europe (possibly from Transylvania) who thought it might be ‘keen’ to build the World’s largest hoola-hoop.

Little did they know that their little science project would create millions of tiny Black Holes that when brought to the center of the Earth by gravitational pull, will implode the Earth and crush every living thing into a Quantum Singularity, but Greta knew, and now it’s too late for Greta’s courageous warnings.

One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Black Holes will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new LHC overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground Science cave.