I Don’t Believe In Santa Claus

So I decided to finish the X-E Advent Calender for Matt. Enjoy!

ARCANO:  YOU REMEMBER MY PETS DON’T YOU? YOU HAD SO MUCH  FUN WITH THEM LAST SUMMER!

KUSE: Everybody, RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

MARE: THE COCONUT CRABS! THEY’RE BACK!!!

ARCANO: EHHHHH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHHHH.

KUSE: Wait! I know what to do! Deploy the ‘Ultimate Weapon’!

MARE: My God! You don’t mean…

KUSE: YES!  FIRE LASER!!!

ARCANO: OH NO!!!

ARCANO: NO!!!

ARCANO: NOOOOO!!!

ARCANO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo……………..

MARE: Damn, kicked his ass!

KUSE: I have to go now, my planet needs me.

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THE END!!!

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