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Sir Bubb of Rubb and Lady Sis
” The Whistle Tips produce a sound similar to a Whistle, a ‘whoo’ if you will.”
“The sound produced is strong due to the air flow through the metal transfixed the exaust pipe.”
“Indeed. The Whistle Tip is for decoration only, to enhanse the driving experience. I have it installed on my automobile as well.”
“Too loud? Sir, that is only in the early hours of the morning. If anything, this will allow lazy roustabouts to awaken from slumber, and cook their lonesome meals for themselves and their families.”
“Oh Dear! My hat and monocle have left my head!”
Golden Girl
Bea Arthur died today, she was 86
Rest well Lady Arthur, rest well, you were always a friend.
Fell In Love with a Girl
My various gods I love the Internet!!!!!
A little while ago I told you about the tragedy that was my Town LEGO getting eaten by a squirrel minion sent to destroy me by their Lord and Master The Evil Squirrel King, Squirrr.
Well unfortunately most of my LEGO instruction booklets were in the same box the evil bastard decided to set up the dimensional vortex that would allow the Evil Squirrel King Squirrr to cross over from his planet, Acornia, to ours.
Well, seeing that I’m the one kid who bought LEGOs to actually build what was on the box, the loss of the booklets worried me. What if by some freak occurrence, the shelf my glorious LEGO’s sat upon suddenly collapsed, sending tiny Castle masonry bricks and small Space men hurtling all over the room? So incidental I became obsessed with making sure they were all secure, especially when I moved to another state and had to pack them all up in boxes!
Well, just recently I came I decided all my LEGO’s away in storage bins, taking special care not to destroy any of them.
But, oh wondrous wonders! The Internet has all of my LEGO booklets that I lost, for free!
Yay! Now I don’t have to worry about them! Plus I can now build some kind of giant Castle when I eventually lose my mind from boredom! That’s right, I still consider myself sane!
IMAGINE IF I REALLY DID LOSE MY MIND!!!!
Best Friend
Firstly, I did not make this! I just wanted to share, I thought it was cute.
I seriously cried the first time I read this, I still get a little choked up!
