Random Assault Podcast is Back!

November 17, 2011 Leave a comment

Yup, and we’ve got our own site too!


I’ll be posting old episodes until we’re caught up, and then expect new episodes every Sunday! Yay!

Also I’ll be writing most of my articles on there now (if I write anything at all) so subscribe to this new site if you like me at all ūüė¶

Why aren’t you listening to Random Assault Podcast?

October 18, 2011 Leave a comment

Is it because I never advertise more frequently on my blog that I’ve formed a group of intelligent and well-spoken individuals for a weekly podcast?

Is it because you didn’t know that you can find past Random Assault Podcast Episodes on either¬†Front Towards Gamer¬†or¬†iTunes¬†or in the¬†GamesRadar Forums¬†?

Is it because the first statement was a lie and all we are are a bunch of filthy nerds who talk about whatever the fuck we want ranging from video games and other entertainment media to erotic asphyxiation and sticking lemons in our butts?

Well, do yourselves a favor and listen to Random Assault Podcast Episode 28¬†because I’m on that one, and I was a little drunk.

I’ll even give you a¬†direct link to the episode¬†if you’re having trouble downloading it from the website, so you have no excuse.

Thank you for your time, you won’t be¬†disappointed.

And if you are don’t tell anybody please ūüė¶

Friends With Benefits Podcast Update

That’s right, we got a new name and new friends at fronttowardsgamer.com!

Check out our new episode!


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Get Something Off My Chest

I just wanted to weigh in on this Osama Bin Laden dead thing.

Yes the man was a monster, I was 16-17 when New York was attacked, I lived in Elizabeth and could see the smoke rise from the Twin Towers, it was a horrible event and I still feel for the families and people involved.


The fact that people are excited about the death of a man proves that nothing will ever change with humanity. His death means nothing in the grand scheme of things, someone will just replace him, probably someone who is filled with the same rage and thirst for revenge we all felt towards Osama Bin Laden when he gave the order to take 3,000 civilian lives.

Death leads to more death, anger leads to more anger, revenge leads to more revenge, we will never get to where we need to be as humans if we still glorify death.

Personally, we should have tortured him until he begged for death and not given it to him, but hey, that’s just my opinion.

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friends with benefits podcast!

Here’s some previews with the links to the landing pages of episodes 1 and 2!

Episode 1 landing page

Episode 2 landing page

We’re still finding our ‘voice’ if you will, but I think we’re coming along nicely.

We just finished recording episode 3 which I feel is the strongest so far, so stay tuned!

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flabslapper update

March 25, 2011 2 comments
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flabslapper theater

February 5, 2011 Leave a comment
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