Since I finally got some recognition for my greatness (thank you DC) I shall continue with my Sing-a-long Countdown.
#9 Real McCoy – Another Night
Deep Voiced Guy. That’s all the explanation anyone needs for why this song and all Real McCoy songs kick ass.
#8 Haddaway – What is Love?
Made famous my the greatest movie of all time “A Night at the Roxbury”, this couragous singer dares asks the timeless question that lives within all of our hearts, “What is love?”. Truly, if anyone answer that question, it’s Haddaway and his amazing music video with hot vampire chick action. You can never go wrong wih hot vampire chick action. I’m serious, if I ever meet any hot vampire chicks the next thing you read about me will by obituary: “Naked Man entirely drained of blood, leaves smiling corpse.”
#7 Rick Astley – Together Forever
I try to live my life by following the example of Rick Astley. Honeslty, who else knows more about love than Rick Astley? (besides Haddaway I mean)
#6 Real McCoy – Run Away
Again, Deep Voiced Guy, he also lent his vocal talents to great bands such as Aqua and Toy Box.
#5 Billy Idol – Eyes Without a Face
I wanted to go with a surprise when my list would eventually reach the great Billy Idol. Sure I could have chose Dancing with Myself, but even I can only make so many masturbation jokes without starting to sound redundant. Also the clapping sound is not hands, it’s hand on ass, which is fucking fantastic.
#4 Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
This video has Captain Lou Albano. Captain Mother Fucking Lou Albano. He is Super Mario.
Also Cyndi Lauper is adorable.
#3 The Village People – In The Navy
The Village People have a ton of great songs to sing along to. Also if anybody ever died and left me a lot of money, I would use the entire sum to hire a Village People tribute band to follow me around and sing songs behind me.
#2 The Weather Girls – It’s Raining Men
I fucking dare you to watch this video and not laugh your ass off.
And I’ve never seen tits so big, NEVER.
#1 Pokemon Theme Song
Firstly, whoever wrote this song, bless you, bless you from the bottom of my heart. You taught me so much, you taught me how to fight for what I believe in, and protect the world from devistation. I WILL unite all peoples within one nation.
So there you have it. Have some Jessie before you go.
And here’s some James for you DC
I went for a ride, listening to some tunes, and I found myself singing along to some songs that I know all the words to, so here’s my
Top 20 Songs I Always Sing to in the Car!
#20 Jeffrey Osborne – Stay With Me Tonight
I’m a sucker for songs that have clapping or kick ass guitar solos. Well this song has both! Also it always made me giggle when he sings “Made me feel just like a school boy girl” like if got confused half way through.
# 19 Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up
Well, honestly, how can anyone not know all the words to this song by now after all that Rick-Rolling going on? But I was singing this song before it was cool! Much like how I used to masturbate to Shakira before she became famous in the USA or how I hated Dane Cook long before anyone else did.
# 18 Queen – Don’t Stop Me Now
Queen is the best band that has ever, and will ever exist in this or any other known, or unknown Universe. If Heaven exists I hope Freddie Mercury is constantly getting high-fives and thumbs-up from Jesus because even Jesus the Christ Himself can only begin to dream about rocking as hard as Queen does.
#17 Michael Sembello – Maniac
Now first off I’ve never seen Flash Dance, nor do I ever think I will. How I know about this song is from those two wonderful shows The Simpsons when Grounds Keeper sang it, and The Critic where Sherman has a flashback of himself crashing through the disco floor.
# 16 A-Ha – Take on Me
I’m also a sucker for music videos that have animation in it. Also its fun to sing the high pitched part while stuck in traffic with the windows rolled down.
# 15 Paul Engemann – Push it to the Limit
I’m not sure when I first heard this song, because I’ve never seen Scarface either (I know, I know shut-up) but since this song came out in 1983, and I was born in 1984, I probably was just born with the knowledge of this song already in my baby brain.
# 14 Dee D. Jackson – Automatic Lover
I actually just found out about this song like a few months ago, and I immidiatly fell in love with the Robby the Robot knock-off. Just look at him…LOOK AT HIM BY GOD! Plus the song is kinda catchy and I’d bang the chick.
# 13 Spandau Ballet – True
Spandau Ballet has got a lot of great songs, and by great songs, I mean really fruity songs that are fun to sing along to.
# 12 Exile – I Wanna Kiss you All Over
The first time I heard this song was in that great film Happy Gilmore in the scene where he sings the refrain into the intercom outside his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. Ever since then I’ve left voice-mail messeges of myself singing this song to my ex-girlfriends in tribute. I really have, I’m not joking.
# 11 Erasure – A Little Respect
This little number was brought to me by that great show Scrubs, whichis a show I watched from the very beginning and used to tell everyone how great it was and no one believed me until like 6 years later they put it on Comedy Central and everyone is all like “OMG have you seen that show Scrubs? It’s like so cool you gotta watch it!” and then I’m all like “FUCK YOU I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT FOR SIX YEARS YOU WHORE I’LL KILL YOU!”
# 10 The Foundations – Build Me Up Buttercup
I’m seeing a pattern between my un-luckiness with the womens and my liking of songs about unrequited love…
So that’s the first half of my Top 20 List and tomorrow or later tonight if I get incredably bored I might post the rest. Or I won’t post nothing until I get a few comments, I don’t wanna jump the gun and all!
I thought I’d let everyone know (all four of ya) where I’ve been for the last month or so, well I’ve been spending a little time in the Capital Wasteland.
Fallout 3…my my my, what a game you’ve been. First of all I’d like to thank you for giving me my dream come true: Nuclear Fallout complete with rabid animals, Cannibal Raiders, Super Mutants, Robbie the Robots, and yes, even zombie Ghouls. I’ve wandered the Wastes scavenging for food, medicine…ammo, for what has been a month, and you still come through with more secrets and areas to explore, each and every day. I’m not sure what i like best about you, saving the innocent from ruthless Slavers, or killing these Slavers by launching Mini-Nukes.
Seriously though, what is with my fascination with the post-apocalyptic? It all started with the Twilight Zone (which I am enjoying right now thanks to the Sci-Fi =Channel marathon) to Terminator. I just love the idea of civilization collapsing due to a large cataclysmic event.
Of coarse if this were to actually happen, and I weren’t out right killed during the first nuclear blasts, I’d most likely starve to death while hiding in a dumpster hoping against hope not to be eaten by Mutants or killed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I’d like to mention that if any of you out there like to game, in the very least give this game a rent, it has over a 100 hours of game play, the quests are fun, and it’s got a great 1950’s thing going on throughout that I absolutely LOVE!
And the developer, Bethesda, is going to release even more quests and things to do as down-loadable content sometime in January.
I’d also like to take this time to wish everyone a Happy New Year and to personally thank all the people that actually bother to read my dumb little thoughts when I can actually tear myself away from Pokemon reruns and masturbation.
Editor’s Note – The author of this post would like to express the fact that the masturbation mentioned in the above paragraph is in no way related to said watching of Pokemon reruns, unless otherwise noted due to any of the following characters in bikinis:
Looks like I got a full night ahead of me…